THE
DAILY COLLEGIAN
2-21-72
TO-THE-EDITOR
Invading schools
Ladies and gentlemen,
there’s Trouble in our schools. Yes, Trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes
with G, And that stands for Gay.
Yes my friends, right
now as I stand here talking to you, Gay Commie Freaks are invading our schools,
polluting the innocent minds of all our little kiddies, spreading a perversion
to the future leaders of the great land of ours. Why, those perverts are even
allowed to run rampant on the streets, corrupting the morals of everyone with
whom they come in contact. I shudder when I think that our great country would
ever be so degraded!
Are we going to permit
these wild-eyed maniacs to remain on the loose, destroying our American apple
pie way of life? You bet your bippy we’re not! Now, yes Right Now is the time
for all of us sane, Red-Blooded Americans to band together to drive this menace
from our midst. We must not rest until we have driven every last one of those
Gay Commie Freaks out of the county, out of the state, out of the country! We must
destroy these perverts before they destroy us!
Yes Ladies and
gentlemen, there is Trouble in our schools. Yes Trouble, with a capital T,
which doesn’t ryhme with F, Which stands for Fear. Fear of any idea which we
ourselves don’t understand and don’t wish to understand. Fear to admit that we
have prejudices based on information that is distorted and on ideas that are
unfair. Fear to examine that information and those ideas lest we shake our own
solidarity in our beliefs. It might be wise to examine ourselves for unfounded
biases lest we seem like another F word -- Fools.
Mike Travers
(2nd-engineering-York)